"Since I got this calendar, I've been developing carpal tunnel syndrome." -anonymous
"The ultimate man in the 'Men of Sieg Hall' is truly the ultimate man." -anonymous
"There is only one way to ring in the New Year!" -anonymous
"It's going to be August in my house all year long!" -anonymous
"Ernst and Kaplan are not felt to be pornographic by the Attorney General's office." -anonymous
Check out some more comments on the poster version in the women's restroom here.